The Golden Corral


I never cease to amaze myself when it comes to descending to new lows with my eating habits. I may have dropped almost fifty pounds in five years, but I still have my occasional lapses in judgment. Case in point was dinner tonight...

I never cease to amaze myself when it comes to descending to new lows with my eating habits. I may have dropped almost fifty pounds in five years, but I still have my occasional lapses in judgment. Case in point was dinner tonight, when Brian and I made the plunge and took advantage of the Golden Corral's $9.69 dinner buffet. The GC prides itself as a steak restaurant, and with fairly good reason. They serve fresh 1" steaks that they boast are hand-cut and never frozen. You can see the guy grilling them right there in the dining room.

The rest of the buffet is, to the say the least, overwhelming. There are two salad bars, a soup station, several "entree" counters, and the auspiciously named "Sweets" table, which sits next to a giant softserve ice cream dispenser. I started with soup and a salad, thinking that I could somehow be sensible with my intake. Needless to say, things quickly degenerated into abject gluttony, and our server, Augusta, was happy to come by periodically with fresh plates for us to replenish our food supply as quickly as possible.

It will probably be too painful for me to recount the gory details of everything I ate, but suffice to say it included about one and a half steaks, a large piece of fried chicken, and several different starches. I tried to include some vegetables to keep things moving along, but I'm afraid that my efforts will prove to be inadequate.

Brian and I arrived shortly before the real dinner rush. When it arrived, we were confronted with yet another case study of why there is a full-blown obesity epidemic in this country. Mothers accompanied their small children to the restaurant, turning them loose on the GC's ample supply of fried popcorn shrimp. When I was getting my steak from the guy at the grill, an enormous white-haired woman approached from the left and barked, "I'm back. That was pretty good. Can you give me another one?" Large Marge, indeed. Groups of elderly women sauntered in, as did rough-hewn men in overalls whose natural bellies made them look even more piggish than our costumes for "Three Little Pigs."

Not that I was in any way above the fray, of course. I, too, was seduced by the promise of the AYCE buffet. I suppose there's something inherently American about wanting to get your money's worth, and everybody at the GC shares that intention. Better eat up while you can, after all. Brian said that he could manage a meal like this once a month. I suppose I could handle about the same. Six years ago when I lived in Chicago, I could (and did) do this kind of thing more frequently, but it's just not a good idea anymore. The thing is, I think that many of the poeple we saw in the restaurant don't limit themselves in the same way. Even eating that way once every ten days is probably too much.

The rub, of course, is that to eat this way is actually cheap and undeniably easy. The truth is that, in America, it's easy as pie (pun intended) to be fat. Healthier food costs more, and who wants that? Healthier food you can prepare yourself, but who has the time for that?

I shouldn't make it sound like I didn't enjoy the GC, because I most certainly did. We both did. I just wish I didn't eat so much. But if you don't eat too much at a place like the GC, why go in the first place?

Posted: Thu - February 10, 2005 at 05:00 PM      


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