Iraq

Kirkuk, Iraq is the ideal vacation destination for those that crave a little excitement.

Cameltague welcomes you to Kirkuk, Iraq. Meet the whole gang Say hello to Neo G-16 representin' Josh is always ready for action. Hoff the Zman Hawkin's always the entrepreneur Tague's not jumpy at all SSgt Dries is really quite friendly Try not to upset Merrit The Lt welcomes you to ATOC SMSgt Caler only needs 4 hours of sleep Sgt Lock is always eager to help Sgt Stevens - Say WOORRD Amn White is always working hard, and Amn Byrum takes alot of abuse. Janis or was it the other Janis? Evil Uris like to play game Make sure to drink plenty of water MREs are mmmm tastey Tague prefers Taggysnacks Barbeque is always a treat After dinner it's time to see the sights... er, better take the helicopter instead, Visit the local Art Galleries, Historic Museums, witness bizarre religious rituals, hang out with the locals, hobknob with celebrities, and party with the bomb girls. Once dips below a chilly 130... it's time to head inside for games, live entertainment, or amuse yourself by any available means. The local accomidations are lovely. A spacious 10 bed-room tent, convenient outdoor bathroom facilities, breathtaking views, plenty of parking, nearby shelters for those pesky WMDs, and an exrcise facility. The neighbors welcome you, as well as the homeowners association. Why would anyone sign up for more? Well, there are the cash bonuses, excellent medical care, the adoration of little kids everywhere, and the use of the company jet.