This has been a test of the emergency Blogging System. This was only a test. Had this been an actual emergency, I would have screamed like a little girl.

But honestly, you can do this. Blogging. You can do it. This is where it’s all created; this is where the magic happens. You can be a part of this, too. All it takes is a blog-worthy event. Do you have it in you? I think you do. I feel the magic. Do it. Blog. Make the world laugh. Make the world cry. Make the world cry out, “Stop blogging, you goddamn idiot.” Then you’ll know you’ve succeeded as best you can.