Mon - September 11, 2006

9/11: Five Years Later and the U.S. is Still in Distress


A few days ago I received an email from a friend. It was one of those, let's-do-something-totally-symbolic-that-will-make-us-feel-good-but-have-absolutely-no-impact, messages that people like to send around during holidays and other not-so-festive occasions like the five year anniversary of the 9/11 attacks on New York and Washington D.C. This message urged everyone, on 9/11/2006, to make a statement. A perfectly safe, non-threatening statement that will let your family, friends, and neighbors stay blissfully in their Faux News bubble, oblivious to the fact that the U.S. democracy is being highjacked just like those airliners on 9/11/2001. Here's the forwarded text of the message along with the little animated GIF flag that accompanied it:

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Wed - May 17, 2006

As White As Snow


The Bush Administration is once again showing how in-tune it is to the sensitivities of American "lore." Their shiny new press secretary, the ex-spin-doc from Faux News, Tony Snow, used the term "hug the tar baby" while speaking at a press briefing yesterday. After a round of nervous laughter from the gathered correspondents, one reporter asked Snowjob to clarify his use of the term.

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Mon - April 24, 2006

Outsourcing Down a Rat Hole


Alas, it has to be a sign of the times in which we live. An important job long held and performed diligently by humanity's best four-legged friend, the beloved canine, is being outsourced...to rats.

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Wed - March 22, 2006

Freedom of Religion = Freedom to Choose


I'm really sick and tired of the debate over abortion. Even without the argument that women's bodies should not be property of the state, it's clear that a woman's right to choose is guaranteed by the Constitution of the United States. This means that the anti-abortion "laws" passed recently in South Dakota and Missippi are in violation of the Constitution, and therefore illegal. Furthermore, anyone who advocates putting a woman's reproductive system under state control is advocating the overthrow of Constituional law and so, as the Neo-Cons are fond of saying, that person is "un-American." and "unpatriotic."

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Sun - January 30, 2005

One Happy New Year, With a Side of Nostalgia Please


Here we are, almost through our first full month of the new year, and with each passing day I find myself closer and closer to becoming one of those old geezers who always bugged the crap out of me. You know the ones: things were so much better in the old days! I've always thought of myself as someone who looks forward to the future and embraces change, but 2005 seems to have brought with it a bigger heaping helping of nostalgia than any past new year in recent memory.

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Wed - December 8, 2004

Quote of the Day...War: Just Deal With It



"Why do we soldiers have to dig through local landfills for pieces of scrap metal and compromised ballistic glass to up-armor our vehicles?"
-- Spc. Thomas Wilson, addressing Defense Secretary Rumsfeld during meeting with the troops at Camp Buehring, Kuwait, 12/8/2004
"You go to war with the Army you have, not the Army you might want or wish to have."
-- Defense Secretary Donald H. Runsfeld, responding to Spc. Wilson's question, Camp Buehring, Kuwait, 12/8/2004

Normally I don't comment on daily quotes, preferring instead to let them stand on their own. In this case, however, I just have to point out that Rumsfeld's pat response to the concerns of our troops in harm's way is so typical of the attitude of the entire Bush administration, that it certainly does lend credence to Bush's campaign assertions that he and his administration are "consistent!"

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Thu - November 18, 2004

The Return of SCAB?


In my last entry I said that Bush was finally elected fair and square, and that he now has a mandate of the people. As it turns out, Bush's victory was by the slimmest margin since they began keeping track of those statistics, so if he does end up having a mandate, it's going to be a miniscule one! But continuing analysis of this election may prove that he once again has no mandate, and that he once again stole the election!

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Thu - November 4, 2004

Concession


Through the entire Presidential campaign, my mantra was, "you can't believe the polls." Over the past few days, however, I admit that I let my hopeful optimism get the most of me and began listening to the polls about how well the Kerry campaign was doing. I actually had hope that Bush could be defeated. And he almost was defeated. The Right is now busy crowing over the fact that Mr. Bush -- I'll no longer call him "SCAB," since he is now rightfully elected to the Presidency -- received the most votes of any U.S. presidential candidate in history. What they forget to point out, is that so did John Kerry. It's testament of the huge turn-out of U.S. voters, not necessarily a testament to the popularity of the candidates. So now that Mr. Bush is our legally elected President, what does that mean for the U.S.?

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Mon - November 1, 2004

Crooked 'Til The End


Here it is the eve of the most important presidential election in recent history; certainly in my lifetime. Someone with any common sense would think that the incumbent candidate would be walking the straight-and-narrorw, keeping everything on the up-and-up so as not to give his opponents any further ammunition with which to engineer his defeat. This incumbent however, as I've often said, has no common sense. He possesses only arrogance and flagrant disregard for the workings of a fair democracy. On the eve of his possible re-election or defeat, the SCAB (Supreme Court Appointed Bush), is up to his same old dirty tricks, and so I find myself either writing a final rant against this crook who stole the office of U.S. President in 2000, or at the beginning a new four-year series. So what has the SCAB done now to once again fan the flames of lefties like me? Why, nothing less than to "let fly the dogs of IRS" on the NAACP!

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Wed - September 8, 2004

That "Disingenuous Filmmaker" Is At It Again!


Yes, the man who Senator John McCain branded as a "disingenuous filmmaker" at the Republican National Convention in New York last week is at it again. This time he's showing his disingenuous colors by pulling Fahrenheit 9/11, the highest grossing film in documentary history, from the Oscar race for best documentary.

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Fri - July 30, 2004

Reverend Sharpton's Great American Speech


I've been watching the Democratic National Convention this week and have been quite amazed by what I've seen. It's really like no Democratic Convention I've ever seen. There's a sense of urgency at this DNC that I can't recall ever seeing in the past. I've been saying since 2000 that this country is now in serious trouble, and it looks like the Democrats have finally realized this too. There have been a lot of great speeches so far at the DNC, here are some of what I consider the highlights....

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Wed - May 26, 2004

New Word of the Day: Exemplerary


ex•em·pler·ary
Pronunciation: ig-'zem-plur-&rE
Function: adjective
Etymology: Bushism first coined in a White House press conference concerning Lieutenant General Ricardo Sanchez.
Date: May 25, 2004

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Tue - March 23, 2004

G.W. Really is a Uniter!


I admit it, I was one of those who openly scoffed at G.W. Bush's 2000 campaign claim of being, "a uniter, not a divider," but I'm pleased to report that he has surprised me and has proved my previous skepticism wrong.

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Tue - January 27, 2004

I Have a Scream...and It's Got a Nice Beat Too!


Who among us has not by now heard Howard Dean's emotional go-to-Washington-DC-and-take-back-the-White-House war howl from Iowa? Yeah, I'm pretty sick of it too. But a local Bay Area radio station put one of its creative sound engineers to work, and now your kids may be raving to Dean's scream...

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Psychopaths at Work (and the White House...)


I've always found it difficult to fathom how corporate managers are so often able to treat people as they do and still manage to sleep at night. I mean, to be able to tell someone who's been a loyal, hard-working employee for many years, that their job is now being shipped to India and they're being laid off, takes something . . what? True grit? Solid self assurance? Maybe, but according to a new, upcoming book, it's probably just an unhealthy helping of good old-fashioned psychopathy!

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