Liv "Spacehog" Langdon


The other day I decided that I needed a break from all the Gulf War 2.0 news and so checked to see whether there was any new and interesting entertainment news. A story that caught my eye was about the marriage of Liv Tyler to Spacehog lead singer, Royston Langdon on March 25, 2003. Liv's father is Steven Tyler, the lead singer for Aerosmith. What's that they say about how people supposedly pick their opposite-gender parent for their mate? I suppose one could find some deep Freudian meaning if one searched long enough, but I'm not that ambitious; I just wondered what the guy who Liv Tyler married would look like? So I Googled Royston ("Royst" to his friends), and the Google he say...


Okay, I see why he's a musician. He has a face for radio. Ha! Just kidding Royst! I'm sure he "cleans up nicely." But this photo did lead me to start thinking about what Mr. and Mrs. Langdon's offspring might look like. So using the Photogene(TM) genetic image modeling program (GIMP), I was able to see into the new couple's future...


Yikes! Well, Liv does have Tyler's genes after-all. And this got me to thinking, "Hmmm. I wonder what Liv will look like when she's older?" So once again I used Photogene(TM) GIMP to do an age projection on Liv...


Whoa! Well, congratulations Royst...and Liv. Many happy returns and one final word: adoption.

Posted: Sat - April 5, 2003 at 09:37 PM          

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