In Memoriam: Lawrence J. Ross
(January 27, 1996)

Obituary in The Record

Like most students in this department over the last three decades, I had heard about Professor Ross long before I actually met him.  Among graduate students especially, the sour grapevine is a popular means for obtaining unofficial advice on courses to take and professors to fear.  In Professor Ross's case, the stories tended to be, to be frank, more than a little ominous -- horrified tales of intimidating, sometimes even insulting, classroom practices, of ponderous reading lists and outrageous work expectations, and of draconian, even demeaning, grading standards.  Supposedly, more than one of his graduate students had been returned papers with melodramatically scarlet 'F's' at the bottom, while others had suffered the ignominy of being stuck with final grades in the 'C' range.  And these were not things that had happened just in the dark ages of the department, back before men had walked on the moon and the ceaseless labor of untangling James's sentences had begun to turn Naomi Lebowitz's hair prematurely gray.  These stories were of recent vintage; Professor Ross had done anything, according to the rumors, but mellow with age.  Although Shakespeare professors in general had long carried a collective reputation for being demanding, unyielding, and authoritative -- the Captains Ahab of our profession -- Professor Ross, it would seem, was the original model, capable of putting the shakes in the student's experience of Shakespeare before one had even signed up for his course.

It would be nice, at this point, to say that I found all these rumors patently false when I actually enrolled in E Lit 496 for the Fall semester of 1990, but such was not the case.  Some things had certainly been exaggerated, but the general profile was closer to home than I had hoped.  Professor Ross's was certainly the most difficult course I took at Wash. U.  Graduate students were assigned twenty-five plays to prepare during the fourteen weeks of the semester, and undergraduates were not much luckier, having been assigned some eighteen.  In addition to the three-hour final exam and the traditional semester-ending 20-page paper, we were to submit shorter essays on Much Ado and Measure for Measure -- due respectively the very day we were to begin discussing each play.  This design made for a particularly daunting double whammy: not only did we have to read these plays in their entirety and write papers about them while we were still discussing other works in class, we were also forced to offer Professor Ross our glosses of key characters and scenes before we had any inkling at all as to what his might be.  Lynnea and I and a couple others were finishing off the Major Authors requirement that semester, so -- in what now seems some weird Bloomian reification of the literature scholar's burden -- we used to trudge to school with the complete works of Shakespeare and Milton strapped ponderously to our backs.  Uncoincidentally, it was that semester that we finally gave up trying to do something non-academic at least one night per weekend.

Then, apart from the workload, there was the considerable trial of class-time itself.  Twice a week for ninety minutes we were treated to the imposing spectacle of Professor Ross at the podium, expounding his fundamentalist version of the gospel of the Bard, mopping seeming gallons of sweat off his brow no matter how many windows he opened, which maneuver caused the rest of us to put back on our jackets and coats as the semester descended toward December.  His questions seldom occasioned more than a two-second pause before he would lean over the pulpit, somehow fixing the whole class simultaneously with his defiant glare, and confront our less-than-total-recall of the plays with, "Is the question obscure?"  This last phrase became, for us, Professor Ross's tag-line -- the phrase we most often mimicked when we were consoling ourselves over the unhappiness of our lot, among the last poor infidels, as we were, who could not come to the degree but by Professor Ross and his notorious Shakespeare course.

But if many of the rumors about his difficult personality and teaching methods were (to at least some extent) true, they were usually incomplete.  What one did not hear nearly often enough was that Professor Ross could be as gracious in personal conferences as he was gruff in class, that in advising sessions, he would listen patiently to every one of the student's often half-formed ideas before offering his own useful suggestions, and that he would always reward sincere, diligent, investigative effort on the part of his students.  Further, and this seems the saddest lack, we heard never a word from those pupils who had gone before us about the enormous scholastic and intellectual rewards of his Shakespeare course.  If his was the most difficult class I took as a graduate student, it was also -- as I told him more than once after the fact, to his obvious pleasure -- the single most valuable.  There were other professors whose methods and classroom personalities I enjoyed more, but there was none from whom I learned more.  The student who met Professor Ross's considerable demands was rewarded with lesson after invaluable lesson in the careful, responsible dissection of Shakespeare's art in all its rich complexity.  Professor Ross's methods were admittedly, even proudly, old-fashioned, not only grounded in but largely limited to the object itself, but if you wanted to learn the plays -- not learn about them, but actually learn the plays themselves -- you would be very hard-pressed to find a better mentor than Professor Ross.  One of my favorite memories from his class is the time he described his futile, years-long search through Renaissance fencing manuals to learn just how it might be possible for Hamlet and Laertes to have exchanged blades in their final duel.  He threw this item in as a sidebar to his main lecture, but it nevertheless spoke volumes about his exemplary response to the call of the liberal arts scholar.

Some of you have seen the clock Professor Ross gave Lynnea and me as a wedding present, a token, among other things, of a friendship between us that outlasted the class we took with him.  We used to live just a few blocks from his house and frequently spotted him working in his yard during our walks through his neighborhood.  More than once he invited us in for a drink and a chat, regaling us with stories of the profession and of his own days as a student teacher, among many other things.  But it is our first visit to his clock workshop that stands out most prominently and painfully.  At least a few of you here today might recall Professor Ross's final Colloquium, when Madeleine Brainerd gently and, as it turned out, very humanely coaxed the straining, struggling speaker from the podium after some eighty minutes of surprisingly unfocused but nevertheless vehement presentation, pages and pages of manuscript left unread.  What no one but the speaker himself knew at the time was that Professor Ross had suffered a severe cardiac episode just minutes before the reading was to begin, and had nearly passed out several times during the proceedings as he strove -- futilely -- to exert control over his material and himself.  I drove him home that night, and learned firsthand just how precarious his physical situation was when he opened the passenger door, set his feet on the curb, and proceeded to black out for several seconds, chin slumping down to touch his chest, his breathing frighteningly shallow.

For predictable reasons -- and certainly by his intention -- Professor Ross brings to mind a number of obvious characters.  I can no longer re-read the first act of Hamlet without hearing Professor Ross's charge to his students not to allow the plays to become couches for Freudian luxury or damned postmodernist incest.  Discussing the current generation of Shakespeare critics -- or of literary critics in general, for that matter -- he managed sometimes to conjure Lear's injuries, betrayed and embittered by the thankless children to whom he had prematurely bequeathed his kingdom.  And who did not anticipate that his retirement lecture on The Tempest would somehow afford him the opportunity to stand down from the podium with deliberate, melodramatic finality and give us his Prospero in double valediction?

The last time Lynnea and I saw him was here in Hurst Lounge last month for Professor Morris's retirement celebration.  Professor Ross was in a pretty good mood, and our conversation in the hallway afterward took in the usual suspects.  He politely inquired about the job market and the upcoming MLA Convention, and I politely brought up the latest spate of Shakespeare movies.  He mentioned his forthcoming book on Measure for Measure once again, and reminded us (once again) that it represented only an excerpt from what was originally a 600-page manuscript on the problem plays, unacceptable for publication 'these days' -- a phrase he uttered with no small scorn -- because of the 200-page prolegomenon which described (in great detail, we can be sure) the heresies committed by his disrespectful heirs, this current generation of Shakespeare critics; clearly, the manuscript in its entirety was to be his attempt to reclaim and re-map his once-sacred field.


He also, in this final conversation, mentioned that he had recently bought a grave-plot -- a topic we were not overly comfortable discussing with him, but which he seemed to enjoy bringing up because, in this case, he rather liked the person who had sold it to him.  But anyone who has spent much time carrying on a conversation with Professor Ross in recent years knows that he was especially prone to referring to the seemingly endless signs of his encroaching demise.  As a fellow pacemaker-implantee, I was to be interested additionally in all the fascinating discoveries he had made about his mechanically-augmented but none-too-stable cardio-pulmonary system.  To paraphrase Bill Gass's statement on another recently-departed member of our department, Professor Ross had been sick so long, we thought he would never actually die.  Horatio heard fewer declarations of the moribund's impending exit than we did.

Now that the wolf has finally -- sadly -- arrived to substantiate the boy's frequent cries, it is tempting to plunder Professor Ross's favorite play for an obvious benediction, something on the order of the 'flights of angels' business, perhaps.  But that could be dangerous -- not for the hymnee, of course, but for the unearthly choristers, who, if they were to pull this job off,  would have to have very thick skins, and would have to be directed by the most precise of maestros; one false note and Professor Ross would be at the stand, demanding the wand to whip those shameless laggards into shape.  He expected everyone to accept the responsibilities of his or her calling as seriously as he did his, and to ground the execution of those responsibilities in the most expansive of intellectual and scholarly foundations.  A lecture on King Lear might wander from the stormy heath to the 20,000-year-old cave drawings recently discovered on the Iberian peninsula or perhaps to the time that, as a student at Princeton, in a haze of sleep-deprivation and malnutrition, he shouldered his way through a sidewalk conversation between Albert Einstein and Bertrand Russell in his hurry to get to class.  And these were not just topics for the classroom, of course; I once saw him clear out the faculty lounge in something less than a minute by announcing that scientists had recently constructed a detailed chronology of the first nano-second after the Big Bang.  As far as Professor Ross was concerned, the accumulation of these esoterica was just another part of being Washington University's Shakespeare authority -- a title he wore with great pride and a position in which he acquitted himself with considerable dignity.
 

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