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A less-than-triumphant return

This March I will trod the boards again for the first time in, oh... 26 years. As...

(wait for it)

A courtesan.



Like I mentioned in my blogiversary post, I bid on and won a walk-on part in St. Louis Shakespeare's spring production of A Comedy of Errors. Let's face it, there's not a lot "spare parts" in that play. Especially for women. Hell, there's not but five women's speaking parts in the thing, and Aemilia (the abbess / long-lost mother) is the only one where you'd want to use a mature woman rather than your usual twenty-something actress if you had one available, which is why I didn't bother to haul mine own self to the auditions. So, when I bought the walk-on, I knew I had limited uses: spare household servant to Adriana, member of the Courtesan's household, or spare nun in Aemilia's priory. And when the rehearsal schedule came out, I emailed the stage manager to find out what they had in mind for the middle-aged woman with unknown (to them) acting ability who'd bought her way into the cast. And the answer came back, "I think [the director] wants to use you as a Courtesan... she was going to speak to you to see what days fit your schedule best."

Ho - kaaaaay. Curves, I got. But jowls and love handles I got, too. I guess I'll be a well-fed, seen-better-days courtesan. And if she needs a spare servant or nun, I can do that, too.

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