Mon - October 19, 2009The Bob and Larry cookie cutteror, why there should always be a paid position
for a person with a perverted world-view at a company dealing with
religion.
Rotate the photo 90° if for some reason you don't get the funny right away.  Posted at 07:37 PM Home Tue - September 22, 2009SniggerA giggle, brought to you by our local NHL
franchise
Official sponsor of the officials at the
home games of our local NHL
franchisee?
Clarkson Eye Care. I expect NO bad calls this year, guys. Posted at 03:55 PM Home Wed - March 4, 2009Dear Rush,Another political machine...
Ever wonder how a Republican can turn
around so quickly and make such a pretty apology to Limbaugh when they
accidentally haul off and speak the truth? They have the Republican Apology
Machine.
Posted at 07:13 AM Home Tue - January 13, 2009Cold weather and the talk showApparently it's a little chilly in NYC,
too.
The Today
Show's Matt Lauer opened the show this
morning by announcing, "I've got two words for you -- Let's
cuddle."
Later, a generic news-guy was doing an outdoor story from somewhere with lots of snow on the ground, and more expected. When he wrapped up his piece, Meredith Vieira fussed at the bare-headed reporter, "Put a hat on." Go, Meredith. Posted at 07:24 AM Home Wed - December 10, 2008Fun for Facebook FansNewsfeeds are the way to go, aren't
they?
For those of you that speak
Facebook:
Hamlet Pride and Prejudice Those of you that don't use Facebook -- trust me, you'll get it anyway. Posted at 04:47 PM Home Fri - September 19, 2008Bits and piecesA couple of chuckles
Arrrr, it's Talk Like a Pirate Day
again.
#1-Son, coming into the kitchen for breakfast: "Kill me now -- I've got Metallica stuck in my head." Very unusual for him -- he's normally singing Jimmy Buffett or matchbox twenty. I think his #2-Son was playing Guitar Hero while #1 was in the next room doing his homework on the computer. I was smearing acne cream on #2-Son's nose this morning, and like any mammal he tilted his head back and his nose up into the touch. Unfortunately, he's 5' 9" or 10" to my 5' 3", and that made it hard for me to see what I was doing. I said, "Look down, please, you're taller than I am. I swear, you keep growing every day." He replied, "Put two bricks on my head." Not A brick; TWO bricks. He may have it right. Posted at 07:52 AM Home Sun - December 9, 2007Medieval Help DeskWe've all been on one end or the other (or
both)
As BlueGal says, "Too close to
home."
Click to go to YouTube -- not embedded (stupid blogging software, grumble, grumble.) Posted at 09:34 PM Home Fri - November 30, 2007Overheard in St. LouisBy the time you find out, it's a little
late
Man, to female partner (presumed wife)
over supper at the Bread Co.:
"First Laci Peterson, now Stacy Peterson -- women just shouldn't marry guys named Peterson!" Posted at 07:33 AM Home Sat - November 24, 2007Bumpersticker of the WeekMonth? Year?
Spotted by #1-Son this evening, just
after we left the bookstore:
"You can't be both Pro-Life and Anti-Zombie" Posted at 07:35 PM Home Wed - November 14, 2007Mon - October 29, 2007"I Won't even go to Taco Bell any more"Rob Paravonian talks about the insidious
Canon
On being a kid cellist and the chord progression used by everybody for the last 300+ years... (Link, not YouTube embed.) Hat tip to Liz at MysteryMommy. Posted at 02:57 PM Home Thu - July 26, 2007So much for professional courtesyObligatory joke -- feel free to skip
(With apologies to my baby brother
and one of my favorite
authors.)
To anybody who was a little worried about the shark attack on Oahu at Kaneohe Bay last weekend -- relax. We were nowhere near there. We swam with nothing bigger than sea turtles. OK, the snark: Y'know the guy who was bitten? He was a lawyer. Posted at 08:49 PM Home Tue - June 5, 2007Fun-nehGo read the Hausfrau
I found my way over to Offsprung when Flea announced she'd be
writing for them. The group of 14 blogs covers parenting from various angles,
some with a particular emphasis like popular culture, gadgets, or food.
Although most of the writers are aiming at the kids-under-10 parents, funny is
funny even if it's just "been there, glad I'm
done."
But especially fun is Angela Roy's Hausfrau. I'll let Angela introduce herself: ...a cranky, liberal, self-employed, Italian-American, Episcopalian, Bronx-born, Jersey-bred thirtysomething currently buckling under the demands — and the joys! Don’t forget the joys! — of two colorful young sons; a husband who steadfastly refuses to be George Clooney; two cats (one fat, one stupid); and a craptacular, 100-year-old house. She juxtaposes the most opposite of cinema and television references in a single entry, refers to her bathroom renovations of Roman fixtures in the original Latin, and deserves one of Phantom Scribbler's awards for her invention of a new adjective, "Bonaducily," to describe the walk of the James Cagney clone that she's raising as her younger son. Posted at 04:46 PM Home Thu - May 10, 2007I has lolled mah sistahz catzHey, it was a good pic
 Photo by Chicken Without a Head. Lolled on LolCatBuilder. Maybe someday they will be on I Can Has Cheezburger? Posted at 07:55 AM Home Thu - May 3, 2007loltrekBecuz U can't has too much lolz
 Sites like I Can Has Cheezburger? -- cute photos with snarky captions in an odd grammar -- are known collectively as lolcats. Our boy Wil points us to a "logical" extension dreamed up by Stephen at Live Granades (like a blog, but explodier): loltrek. (Above lol photo is Stephen's. He'd make a fortune selling posters to TrekGeeks. If he could duck Universal's attack-lawyers.) Posted at 11:07 AM Home |
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