Mon - October 19, 2009

I can see The Met do these?


Live in HD, 2009-2010

Holy cow, look at The Met's Live in HD season.

Tosca, Aida, Turandot, Les Contes d'Hoffmann, Der Rosenkavalier, Carmen, Verdi's Simon Boccanegra w/ Placido Domingo, Hamlet, and Rossini's  Armida with Renée Fleming.

We've already missed Tosca, dammit.  But at least w/ a lot of the local theaters having digital projection now, we won't have to go to the far side of the metro area to see it like we did Die Zauberflöte (there was no way I was missing that -- the costumes were done by Julie Taymor, who did the musical The Lion King.)

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Where the Wild Things Are


Go see it.  Take tissues.

Where the Wild Things Are.  Take tissues.  Don't wear eyeliner or mascara unless it's waterproof.  I cried through the start of Up, but I cried through nearly all of WtWTA.  That movie will rip your heart out of your chest and yank on it like taffy in a pulling machine. Daughter and I were blubbering all over Elder-Son after the show.  Hubs had the same problem at home and required a hug from Younger-Son after their viewing.  But... Wow.  Hensen's Muppets always beat the trousers off of CGI, no matter the subject.  The kid playing Max is brilliant, too.  But I think the fact that he had the real deal to work with, rather than some guy in a green-suit w/ a tennis ball on a stick over his head where the monster's face would be, probably helped him reach that (as it would anyone.)

Not for anyone currently suffering from depression.

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The Bob and Larry cookie cutter


or, why there should always be a paid position for a person with a perverted world-view at a company dealing with religion.


Rotate the photo 90° if for some reason you don't get the funny right away.


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A week with H1N1


How fun wasn't that?

Daughter came down with H1N1 on Sept. 26th -- confirmed at the pediatrician's on the 27th. I managed through judicious use of hand-cleaning and keeping her away from the men-folk to keep her from passing it to anyone else in the house. She had fever, she had achy joints and muscles, she had nasal drainage bad enough to make her lose her breakfast two days in a row, and she had a horrific cough. Luckily we kept her fever down and the junk from settling into her chest.

She spent an entire week at home, and could probably have stood to stay home the first couple of days of the next week, except that would have put her so far behind on her homework that she never would have caught up. She has three Honors classes, one AP class, and she's in the highest level orchestra, and for the first time in her life she is making a concerted effort to do all her homework, and then this happened. She's still doing make-up tests and essays three weeks later.

We've all be immunized for Type A now except Hubs and #1-Son, who can't be bothered to walk by the campus medical center and get one, the lazy so-n-so. He had allergies bad enough to keep him out of class for three days a few weeks ago; he'll be knocked flat if he catches the full-up influenza.

#2-Son can get a H1N1 vaccine at school the second week in November; here's hoping he doesn't catch it before then. I have no idea if / when Hubs and I'll be able to get one.

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Back in the saddle again


In which I finally get my act together

The scale hit an unmentionable weight a couple of months ago. So I have started exercising on a regular basis again -- five miles on the exercise bike four days a week, and working out on the weight machines three days a week. I've also started seriously avoiding carbs, and it's very much not easy.

So far nothing seems to be happening. *glares at scale*

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Tue - September 22, 2009

Snigger


A giggle, brought to you by our local NHL franchise

Official sponsor of the officials at the home games of our local NHL franchisee?

Clarkson Eye Care.

I expect NO bad calls this year, guys.

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Rats, I thought he was earning money


An interesting letter from the bank

My idjit #1-Son put his home address on his checking account, one we had opened on purpose in University town so it wouldn't have an out-of-state address.  *sigh*  He doesn't use his checks anyway, just his debit card, but still it means all the correspondence (and other things, like said debit card) come here instead of to him at his dorm.  Last week I got a letter stating that he'd deposited $X00 in his account at an ATM instead of the $(X+1)00 he told the machine, and he should adjust his records accordingly.   (Yes, I opened his mail.  It was from the bank and obviously not a monthly statement type thingumy.  Suchlike letters are rarely good news.  And I was right.)

So I emailed him and told him what the letter said, and inquired as to what was up w/ him depositing money.  I knew he'd had to buy a couple of last minute textbooks (I'd bought all of the ones we knew he needed before classes started) and figured he'd probably withdrawn money to pay for same, and discovered he'd taken out far more than he needed.  But Daughter and I had a good laugh trying to figure out other sources of income:  he knows how to do laundry (and dammit, I miss my laundry slave!) and was doing others' for cash, he took his Pokemon and Magic: the Gathering decks to school and was maybe selling extras, etc.

Alas, my initial assumption was correct.  No fun, that kid.  And no income, either.

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What a swell party THAT was


or, How I spent Friday of Labor Day weekend

I was sitting quietly messing about on the Internet about 8 pm when I heard a kid outside.  It sounded like it was laughing hysterically, then I realized it was a teenaged girl and she was crying, "Somebody, help me, please!"

I was outdoors in a flash.  I, my neighbor across the street to the east, my neighbor across the street to the north (I live on a corner) and her next-door-neighbor all got to the girl at the same time.  She was holding her mouth, bleeding through her fingers, and crying.

She had been in her boyfriend's car... he'd hit her several times, pushed her out of the car, then driven away.  We hauled her in my house and wiped her up enough to see that she'd just cut her lip on her teeth.  Hurt kids get taken care of in my neighborhood, doesn't matter who they are.  She'd already called a girlfriend to come get her, so we went back outside to wait.  I was so furious I was shaking; Hubs had to physically hold me steady.

Neighbor-to-the-East is a teacher.  Our state law makes them Required Reporters -- if they see anything that looks faintly like abuse, they must report it or risk losing their jobs.  They also get trained to handle the start of such situations -- he told her that none of this was her fault, and that calling the police was something that had to be done because the situation had to stop.  We called 911, and told the police the situation.  The first officer to arrive was a woman, thank the deity of your choice.

Then things got wonderfully weird.  The injured girl, a 16-year-old, lives with her dad.  When the cop called her dad's mobile phone, he wasn't home and was perfectly happy having the child go home with a 16-year-old girlfriend.  His frightened, injured, BLEEDING daughter.  The cop was not happy.  My neighbors and I were comparing garden tools to see who had the sharpest ones, and wondering how hard it would be to get her dad's address out of her.

All this time the boyfriend was calling both the injured girl and her friend who'd come to pick her up.  Both girls were ignoring the calls, at the insistence of the cop.

The cop finally got her boyfriend's name out of her by assuring her that if she wasn't going to press charges (she'd apparently already declined to, despite the cop's urging) then the cop couldn't do anything to him.  When the guy's name came out, it turned out the cop had already been over to their house once that night with Family Services; I didn't hear what about.  (Which might explain the girl's remark while we were waiting about not wanting to talk to a "mean policeman.")

The cop really, really didn't like letting her go with her girlfriend, but had no choice because the dad had okayed it, something which made all of the rest of us quite pleased with her (the cop) and very angry with him (the dad).  The cop took the girl off to her car to write up the formal report.  Voices were raised; I'm pretty sure the girl was getting the "these are the signs of an abuser and you need to get the hell out" lecture.  Her girlfriend, who was up with all of us neighbors, said, "She's got a real problem with talking back."  She also said that the girl had quit hanging with her friends since she'd started dating the guy a couple of years ago.  The neighbors and I are all saying, "Classic abuser sign, and hello, what was she doing dating other than in a group at that age, and oh, who around here has a shotgun?"

A second cop pulled up and got out; a male.  The girl got quiet.  They were there talking a long, long time.  Finally the second cop left, the first cop called the girlfriend over, the girls and the cop got in their respective cars, and the girls pulled away headed for the girlfriend's house with the cop right on their back bumper. 

Which made all of the rest of us even more pleased with her.

I had to self-medicate with alcohol to sleep that night; I was so angry at the father and the boyfriend that I was shaking.  Goddamnit, you DON'T hurt kids in my neighborhood (even if you're still one yourself) and you especially don't REFUSE TO COME GET YOUR INJURED CHILD.

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Chemistry chuckle


Bringing children up right, entry #n

A triumphant crow from the other room, where Daughter is doing her Chemistry homework: "Sweet! HSO! I know that one."

I had to laugh. She knew I would.

Long ago (but not too terribly far away, only 200 miles or so) when I was in primary school, I had a book of bad poems, doggerel really, entitled Yours 'Til Niagara Falls. It was a collection of bad puns, limericks, fake book title / author pairs, very (very) slightly suggestive things to write when signing yearbooks, etc.

And one of my favorites, which I've passed on to my children because yes, I am a geek, is:

Little Annie took a drink, but she shall drink no more
For what she thought was HO was HSO.

So you see, my kids have all known the chemical formula for sulfuric acid from an incredibly tender age.

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Birdy bits


Hummingbirds, late bloomers

Our hummingbird feeder has a wee perch under each "flower" opening.  And they use them.  Hubs said, "I didn't know they'd do that."  Well, most feeders don't have perches, most real flowers don't either, and of course wherever two or more hummers gather together, there's an air battle (sorry, St. John) so most people don't get to see them light to eat.  I imagine they're bloody happy to, seeing as their particular form of flight is a high-calorie-burning exercise.

The little buzzers are smart critters, too. Hummingbirds are migratory to this area, and I thought between the cool summer and the fact that it's equinox, they'd be gone by now.  I hadn't seen one for a couple of weeks...

...Until yesterday evening, when one was staring at me through the glass of the breakfast nook bay window, obviously wanting to know why the hell I haven't refilled the feeder.  In California I'd had them buzz me and bitch ("Chip! Chip!") when I was outdoors and the feeder was empty, but I haven't had them tapping on the glass demanding service until now.

And yes, it was lighter inside the house than out, so it wasn't just looking at its reflection.

Five minutes before the kids got off the bus one day last month, there was a constant "Chi-cheap, chi-cheap, chi-cheap, chi-cheap," over and over and over and over right outside the dining room window.  Now, I like bird call fine, but, damn....  I looked up to find a wee ball o' gray fluff sitting on the outside window ledge calling non-stop, and a female cardinal in the tree in the flowerbed right outside that window.  Luckily, ball-o-fluff has its wing flight feathers (though not much else) and very sharp claws, and can hop-flap its way upward.  It was in the dogwood on the other side of the front door by the time I made it out there.  Unfortunately, Mama keeps trying to lead it back to the birch in the middle of the yard, and I don't think its capable of getting back there just yet without a trip through the grass and a long climb up the trunk.  Good luck with that, youngster.

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You, too, can be an über-geek


Get your geek on, for free

Courtesy of The Park Bench:

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Now you can: 1900 courses from MIT, online, free. No need to register. Videos, course notes, exams.

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Sun - August 23, 2009

He's gone


Class start tomorrow

So, I spent Thursday and Friday getting #1-Son set up at Uni, and here I haven't said anything about it yet. It's a major change in my life, so I guess I oughta.

#1 is going for a Batchelor of Science degree in Physics at a very, very large state university in the state just east of ours. This is the main university campus for the state, and is fed by the third largest metropolitan area in the nation (although it is a 3-hour drive south, thank heavens.) There are nearly 32,000 undergraduate students on campus and well over 10,000 graduate students. And oddly enough given those demographics, it is not a commuter campus -- all of the campus-owned parking is strictly for staff (and the sports crowd -- it's a Big 10 school.) Seeing as it's in the middle of hundreds of miles of corn and soybeans, I guess that's not surprising.

Alas, but #1-Son is in the southeastern-most dorm on the campus, and all of the hard sciences buildings are on the north side. The bookstores and administration buildings are in the northwest corner. He and I spent a half-hour each way walking diagonally across campus to buy books. Fortunately, the Uni has a deal with the city bus service, and students ride free. Everywhere; not just on campus. It's kinda necessary, given the lack of parking on campus.

He forgot his comb. And washrags. How did he forget his comb and not his toothbrush, when he used both the morning we left? I dunno. I am not now nor have I ever been a member of the Communist Party an 18-year-old male geek. Things I bought him while we were there: a comb, washrags, cortisone cream for insect bites, Granny Smith apples, a case of Sprite, paper plates, paper napkins, sunscreen, a hat, and two extension electrical cords (indoor, grounded.)

It's 3.5 hours driving each way from our house, which means it's a hard (on the driver, and #1 doesn't drive) one-day round-trip. The trip is all interstate, bless, but they are heavily-traveled interstates in fairly poor condition. And State-Next-Door is F-L-A-T flat, which means the 'scenery' is boring as hell. One of his roommates (he has two -- he's in an end unit in his dorm, which holds three people instead of the standard two) is from a suburb of the metro area on the far western side of our state and does pass through our metro area on the way to and from home, but his drive is 9+ hours each way so obviously he won't be making it for three-day holiday weekends.

Things that are really weird now that he's gone:

* Even though I'm a day late getting the kids' laundry washed, each division (darks, lights, whites, etc.) is still only one load.
* We don't need an extra placemat and chair at the kitchen table. Since 1994, #1-Son and I have been bumping elbows on a side of the table that was really only comfortable for one person.
* Nobody's arguing over whose turn it is for the kids' computer.
* Nobody's arguing over who gets to sit in the big blue chair in the family room.
* I can turn off the hall light when I go to bed at night, because all the kids are already in bed.
* I'm trying to decide how to go about cooking for just three of us on the nights when Hubs doesn't come home for dinner, especially since Daughter is a vegetarian.
* Nobody hugs me suddenly from behind, or pokes me in the nose when I make a bad pun.

I dunno if I'll run up to get him over the three-day Labor Day weekend or not. It's not fetching him -- I can leave here in time to be there when his last class is over and we can be back by bedtime, if not dinner time -- it's taking him back, when we're torn between keeping him here as long as possible and getting him there in time to turn around and get back home at a decent bedtime.

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Fri - August 14, 2009

No, that's a GOOD thing


...and she's a good kid

T'other day Daughter and I were in the car coming or going somewhere, and she was rattling on in her typical fashion -- memo to everyone: never kiss the Blarney Stone if you may be pregnant -- about how happy she was that two of her favorite friends were back from India (or Pakistan, I never can remember which, or maybe it's one of each) where their individual families had carted each of them to over the summer break to visit relatives. She was making plans to hang with one of them before school starts back up, since that friend doesn't attend the same high school Daughter does. Then Daughter asked, "Is it racist that my best friends are all from that area?" (She has other friends whose parents / grandparents just happen to be from that area, too.)

*blink, blink*

I said, "Um, nooooooo, I don't think so. I mean, you didn't set out to be friends with them because of the color of their skin, did you?"

She answered, "No. Swati and I had six out of seven classes together last year. I ate lunch with Umi all three years in middle school. And I've known Maya since she started at the [primary school for gifted children]. It's just happened that way."

"Then I think that's the opposite of racist, honey," I replied quietly.

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What is THAT doing in here?


And why must I always be the one to deal with these things?

I was on the computer one afternoon a couple of weeks ago when Daughter, watching telly in the family room, shrieked then yelled, "Mom, you gotta come see this!"

I thought there was something on TV she wanted me to see. Alas, no, I was required in my guise of Super-Mom, Disposer of Teh Creepy-Crawly and Buzzy. Daughter pointed over to the hearth and said, "There, on the floor by the fireplace. It moves fast."

Well, it wasn't moving at all when I got there, and because I am presbyopic in my old age, it looked from five feet up like nothing so much as a small piece of bark from firewood. So I got my cheaters and eyeballed it again. It had legs. Lots of 'em. Delightful. (/sarcasm) Well, there'd be no scoop-and-toss-out-the-door procedure with this one. (Yes, I do occasionally, when I can get one to cooperate.) And since it was rather hard-bodied looking, and sitting on the wall-to-wall carpeting, a quick smack of my sandal might not do anything except press it into the carpet, after which it might scurry off somewhere where 1) I couldn't get to it and 2) it would send Daughter climbing the furniture shrieking again. Please, no more with the shrieking.

This was a squish-it-with-the-fingers-to-make-sure operation. Happy happy joy joy. (/Ren and Stimpy) (/more sarcasm) Since it was rather hard-bodied looking, I opted for a paper towel folded over several times. I reached down so equiped and grabbed the thing, but obviously not hard enough because it tried to slip free. It was really fast. Well, that was almost enough to make me shriek, but I am made of sterner stuff. *strikes tuff-guy-hero pose w/ hands on hips* So I squished down hard on it until I heard the crunch and a couple of legs popped off. Eww. But ya gotta make sure.

A body-less leg loose on the paper towel continued wiggling. While completely unattached to anything.

EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW.

I took it to the outdoors garbage can. The part of my brain that's seen too many horror flicks could just imagine the loose legs climbing out of the kitchen trash and wiggling their unattached way across the floor.

Teh Intarwebs tell me it's just a common House Centipede, but it was a lot darker brown than any pix I could find:


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Photos from a dangerous-looking playground


You'll either love it, or you'll lose your lunch

What happens when a wealthy urban artist with an exceptionally extroverted inner-10-year-old and a love of collecting all things architectural (interior and exterior), who believes that 1) everybody ought to be able to see his stuff, 2) the places we allow our children to play have become too bleedin' safe, and 3) it's better to ask forgiveness than permission, buys an abandoned 12-story factory in a hip part of downtown?

The City Museum of St. Louis <- Please, just click and go look at the photos, even if you don't read the stuff on the site.

We went last month (yes, despite world+dog descending on the city for the All-Star game that weekend) with #2-Son's teen autistics group. The place is astounding, whether you love art, architecture, or just climbing around.

Warning: do not view the following photos if you have problems with heights, vertigo, or the idea of children waaaay up in the air.

We forked over the extra bucks to go up on the roof, because it was open. What's so special about the roof? Well, because Mr. Cassilly has a love of adrenaline and no fear of heights, a lot of things. (All photos taken with a camera phone. Your indulgence requested.) This is what part of the roof looks like, from the ground:



Yes, that is a school bus hanging off the right-hand corner. Here's what the ground looks like from the driver's seat:



The bubbly bird-cage looking thing just left of center in the first photo? (Go back and look, I'll wait.) It's a bubbly people cage. Here're #1-Son and Daughter, climbing up to the seat:



The wee squiggle in the far left of the first photo is the very top of a two-story dome with a rope swing inside, the ability to climb down into a cage suspended from the top of the dome, and a giant praying-mantis sculpture presiding over a slide that goes back down to rooftop level:



What you can't see in that first picture is the Ferris wheel. Yes, a full-sized, four-story one. On the roof. Here's Daughter, at the top of the ride:



Alas, the museum is far enough toward the north side of downtown that you can't see the Arch in the skyline because it's behind those buildings on the left in this photo. But it's still a pretty skyline, especially towards sunset:



Oh, and what happens when the local aquarium finds itself directly in the path of a major interstate (motorway) interchange upgrade? Mr. Cassilly says, "Just stick your stuff on the third floor. Plenty of room."

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