You Have Arrived at a Place... ...Where Dreams Come True
And Doves Are Morons
Hello everybody. I am glad you managed to find your way through the huge jungle that is the Internet to this exact point. Had you come a second before, it would not have existed in the way that it exists right now. I would explain the laws of time space flux, but I realize that you are busy and need me to move fast.
Welcome to my Home Page, Let me just take this opportunity to invite you go away, far away. You have an offensive odor. Here, try this link, it is FUN! It is called Yahoo. Go there and do not come back. Goodbye, Until we meet again!
I am impressed that you decided to stay. So impressed that I am going to let you continue viewing this home page. Try not to get distracted while on this site, not moving for too long will result in the detonation of your computer's monitor.
First off, I could tell you about what I consider important
- Life - My life as Adam.
- Liberty
- Model UN - Model UN
- Lincoln Douglas Debate - I Have always loved Conflicts
- Tennis - Newly Updated!
- Humor and Jokes - This is my own blend of my favorite jokes, so try not to be offended!
- International News - Come and See.
- G.S.G.I.S. Ack! This is my tribute to my school. Fill out the Survey!
- Superlatives And here is my tribute to all the people from that wonderful place.
- Links - And Once you are done with my eye candy, you may leave.
Try not to get to distracted by all the glamour. This might be the greatest site I have ever made or will ever make. I hope that you enjoy the distractions that I build into this place, if you don't there is no real reason for you to come back. I will try to make updates and add new little things all the time. That way I won't feel like I am stupid and out of fresh comedy. Talk to you later, fool!
This page has been viewed several times since March 10, 1998.
Tell me what you think about this section of my page and what you'd like to see in the future. I don't really expect any input, since this all took place pre-1999. But hey, what do I know? Maybe you figured something out.
So send me an email! I am Your Webmaster.
Let me take the time to thank all the people that contributed to this web page, just as a cheap way to try and get all of you to also contribute. I know you all really wish you could see your name all over this web site.
People I want to Thank!
- Adam Moore - You rock man! I could not have done this without you!
- Judson Frye - Wow, I can't believe one person could be capable of forwarding me so many jokes.
- Lyle Elder - Thanks for giving me your permission to post your own brand of GS humor.
- John Yi - For never actually following through on any of his threats.
