Bozons

Been meaning to post this for a while. It makes me titter.

Back when i wrong this entry, John told me about another fundamental particle that a friend of ours, Scott, calls the 'bozon'. It's unusual particle; it has a big red nose and large feet.

I was intrigued and we asked Scott what force bozons mediated.

Here is his answer, " Bozons are an exchange particle, like gravitons, which are associated with the mocking/embarrassment reaction, and therefore exert intense humiliation fields. Seltzer water has a very high Bozon density. So do cream pies "