Confused yet?

From the Gore Vidal "pamphlet:"

Post-9/11, American media was filled with preemptory denunciations of unpatriotic "conspiracy theorists," who not only are always with us, but are usually easy for media to discredit since it is an article of faith that there are no conspiracies in American life .

An amusing enough idea. Until you start reading some of the theories. My favourite part of this one is at the start:

Moreover, immediately following Congress's vote on the Iraq Resolution, we suddenly became aware of North Korea's nuclear program violations. Kim Jong Il is processing uranium in order to produce nuclear weapons this year. President Bush has not provided a rationale answer as to why Saddam's seemingly dormant WMD program possesses a more imminent threat that North Korea's active program. Strangely, Donald Rumsfeld suggested that if Saddam were `exiled' we could avoid an Iraq war. Confused yet?

Arrrggghhhh! My head hurts. When will these people stop acting all rational so i can start ignoring them again?