Wiener Werkstatte

Wiener Werkstatte

The first thing i thought about when i saw this monstrosity was that it was going to give me nightmares.

Persons (who shall remain nameless) found this at a garage sale and bought it for several dollars (that narrows the field a little...) The most obvious next step would have been to take it outside, smash it to pieces and then repeatedly drive the shards into your eyes in a (probably vain) attempt to purge the horror of it's memory.

Look at it! It looks like dildo fashioned by an acid head living on easter island. The caved in head. The field of crosses around the neck The blue veined contusion on the forehead. For the love of Gub, look at the eyes! Arrrrrgghhhh!!

It was not to be. Instead it was sold on e-bay for $5000. Let that be a lesson to you. Sob. Mewl.