If these are what Cartman's Mom makes, no wonder
he's... big boned.
You may have noticed lately a lot of recipe
content, and little in the way of thoughtful, meaningful stuff (or possibly just
crap). Sorry; it's the holidays, and I'm away from my family. While I'm not
exactly drowning my sorrows in food, I am focusing my energy into the kitchen,
rather than contemplating heathen matters.
It's quite simple, really. Heathenry
is centered on the home, family, and community. I'm away from all of those
things, so I'm in this lovely little bit of denial -- not denying my heathenry;
just not doing the contemplative scholarly thing right now. The thoughtful
troll has left the study, temporarily, and has sequestered himself in the
kitchen, making parmesan cheezy
poofs.
Wow! What a segue, huh? These
things are awesome; Possibly one of the best things I've ever cooked. I've
once again taken a basic recipe and altered it to my own tastes, predilections,
and desires, including altering the original sizes. Be warned: the recipe as
rendered here makes about 75 cheese balls. If you don't have refrigerator
space, cut it down.
(This recipe will
be provided without the headspace radio provided in the fudge recipe. Enjoy the
silence.)
2 cups
milk 1 cup olive oil (really. Use olive oil;
it's good for you and gives a nice taste.), plus about a
teaspoon. 2 cups all-purpose
flour 8 eggs (eight),
beaten 3 cups grated or shredded parmesan
cheese (not the powder in the green can. I used Kraft shredded parmesan, in the
dairy section, in clear plastic jars with green, yellow, and red
labels)
Dipping sauces (marinara,
alfredo, barbecue... go wild)
Preheat
oven to 375 and grease cookie
sheets.
Take a small pot and boil milk
with olive oil. Mixture will foam when it boils. Remove from heat, and stir in
two cups of flour; a substance the consistency of mashed potatoes will form.
Once mixture has cooled slightly, add eggs and blend with a hand mixer (if you
have one) until consistency is uniform. Pour in the cheese, and mix well with a
spoon, hands, or any other manual implements.
Rub your hands down with olive oil.
Using a teaspoon, scoop out balls of dough, and roll them in your hands until
they are round and shiny. Place on cookie sheet -- these won't expand a lot; I
used aluminum disposable cookie sheets and put 24 balls on one with no problems
at all.
Bake at 375 degrees about 12
minutes. Tops will be golden brown. Remove from oven, clear cookie sheet and
start the next sheet.
Serve with
dipping
sauces.
(While
I'm thinking about it, sorry I never posted pictures of the fudge. It's all
gone now; I found willing mouths to feed.)