Have I ever mentioned how much I despise PETA --
People for the Ethical Treatment of
Animals?
I have a long-term simmering
dislike for this cult-like activist organization and their extremist tactics.
It dates back, I think, to the old days when they used to spatter red paint on
wearers of fur, and has progressed through them encouraging college students to
drink beer instead of milk (which put them in direct confrontation with MADD),
and on through yet more ridiculous stunts. They're like an unloveable version
of Lucille Ball.
Now, though, their
squeaky-hinge tactics may have gone too
far.
PETA has recently begun
distributing a comic book to kids, warning them that their father kills animals.
Because he fishes. It goes on to warn them to keep dad away from the family
pets, because who knows what such a psychotic lunatic could be capable of doing
to Fido or Whiskers!
My first main issue
with this is the same one I have with all PETA campaigns. I absolutely respect
the rights of anyone to be a vegetarian or vegan. Good for them, if that's part
of their personal ethos. I'm typing this entry on a Macintosh, which is made by
Apple Computer, whose CEO is one of the world's most well-known vegans. Trying
to force your own morality onto others, however, is
vile.
Which leads, inevitably, to my
next big objection. Utilizing children to change the opinions of their parents
through a campaign of fear is almost the definition of fascism. It also strikes at the
heart of heathen values. As a reconstructionist, I've repeatedly said that the
basic unit of heathenry is not the individual, but instead the family or
community. Teaching children that their parents are murderers strikes at the
very heart of the basic unit of
heathenry.
It's unfortunate that so
many Hollywood celebrities are so desparate for attention that they have to take
on "causes" in order to be seen as caring. It's even more unfortunate the
number who ally themselves with PETA. Just look at the PETA webpage for
details on the latest attention-deficit celebs. I guess these days it's either
PETA or Scientology (or both) among the famous.
Anyway, I'm off to eat a cornish game
hen, which was probably raised under intolerable circumstances. Wouldn't want
its sacrifice to have gone in vain.
And PETA can have the carcass when
they pry it from my cold, dead grasp. In the meantime, maybe they should clean up their
own operations.