Did you hear about the Asatru couple who were
parked out in the middle of nowhere, and they heard a noise, and the guy got
out, and then the girl heard a noise on the roof, and she got out and hit the
thing on the roof with her hammer and it turned out to be the guy hanging there?
Well, neither did I, but I'm sure there's a version of
it.
Urban legends flourish in a
religious environment, but they're not those silly things like "Aren't you glad
you didn't turn on the light" or "Bubble Yum is made with spider eggs." Our
urban legends come from wishful thinking, failure to check things through, and
believing too much in the infallibility of authority figures. Here's an
example:
Among the ancient
heathens, only the godhis (or the higher classes, or fill in the blank here with
a certain upper group) worshipped the gods. Everyone else made do with their
ancestors, local disir, and
landwights.
Really? I suppose it's
possible, although I find it highly unlikely. The person inevitably announces
that this is "historically proven." Woo woo. Show me. They can't; they were
taught that by X, and they'll have to check with that person, but they'll get
back to me.
Somehow, they never do,
and I still haven't seen any evidence for this
idea.
You've probably heard this idea
passed around too. It's so common that there's even a stock response to
it:
According to their
standards, we are upper class, in that we are landowners or free men and women.
Therefore we are able to worship the gods direct, rather than going through our
ancestors, etc.
Problem solved?
Sure, if there was ever a problem to start
with.
Recently I ran across this
gem:
The ancient heathen
beliefs were very like the Universalist Hindu beliefs, in that they had no
problem incorporating whatever religious figures came along into their religion.
This is historically proven.
Funny
how the claim of historical proof is always added but never backed up. This one
is, though, a little more problematic. Tyr was almost certainly an addition to
the heathen beliefs, after he wandered in from other parts. Or so we think.
However, one must note that in historical times the only incident of religious
mixing that we have is the takeover by Christianity. Christianity was not
incorporated into the current religion; it replaced it. Not very Hindu.
So this is possible, but to my
knowledge has not been "historically proven." If anyone has proof on any of
these examples, then by all means let me know.
So why am I going on about this? Did
I just want an excuse to rant? Well, yeah, that's partially it. However, there
is a moral to this
story.
You have to
think.
If you hear something
like this, check it out for yourself. Ask the person to supply proof.
Otherwise you may be buying into somebody's personal gnosis that has been
mislabeled as truth. I am personally of the opinion that someone should know
when they are using Lore and when they are using
UPG.
So next time somebody tells you
that it's historical fact that the gods are tied to their othal lands and cannot
be in any other place, question it. It doesn't matter where they're from and it
doesn't matter how well-known they are. If it's Lore, then it can be backed up
with documentation. If it's UPG, then you can take it or leave it, depending on
whether it works for you.