Let's see. I last filled you guys in from
Holbrook Arizona. I'm now just outside Arizona, in Needles, California. Back
in the Mojave. Feels good.
I'll be
heading to Yermo tomorrow -- that's about 140 miles from here, and it's right
outside Barstow, where I lived for eight months a couple of years ago.
So, I left Holbrook, and drove west
until I came to the Meteor Crater. I stopped there, and I can't for the life of
me figure out why; I had forgotten just how boring and uninteresting it is --
after all; it's a big hole in the ground with a museum and gift shop. I did buy
my brother a t-shirt, because as I recall, he really enjoyed that place when we
were there when I was 10. I took a few pictures, and if I find time I'll post
them, but there's little
point.
Continued on down I-40, until I
couldn't take any more of it. I turned off and headed toward Sedona.
I know, I know. It's the New-Age
capital of the world. It is, though, a beautiful drive. You go down through
Owl Creek Canyon, a tapestry of red rock and evergreen trees. When you reach
Sedona you can always turn around.
Or
go shopping for jewelry and stuff. There are, of course, several psychics in
town. Many of the businesses actually have psychics on staff, who give free
readings. I didn't get one, because I figured that anyone who's going to give
me a psychic reading should at least be psychic enough to know that I want one.
Since no one walked up to me and said "You want a psychic reading," then I
didn't get one.
It was getting kind
of late-afternoonish, so I looked for a hotel. Yeah, right. Memorial Day
weekend in Sedona Arizona and I thought I'd find a room. It didn't happen. So
I drove back up and out of the canyon, and headed back up to I-40 (all the
campgrounds were full too). Couldn't really find a hotel room anywhere else,
until I stopped in... *bam bam bahhhm* Williams, Arizona, also known as "The
Most Expensive Place on Earth."
Why,
you may ask? First, I paid 200 dollars for a hotel room. I wouldn't have, if
it weren't the last hotel room left in the state. I got a discount, so it ended
up setting me back about 170, but still! Next morning I checked out and headed
to the nearest gas station for.. well, gas. As always, I got the cheapest. The
cheapest was $2.49 per gallon. Honest.
About 30 miles down the road, I once
again turned off of I-40. This time I got my kicks... yes, on Route 66. The
old road looped off of I-40 for a while and headed through my destination --
Peach Springs, Arizona, in the Huavapai Nation. Y'see, The Huavapai host river
rafting trips on the Colorado River in the Grand Canyon, and they are, by
comparison to everyone else, cheap. Everyone else charges at least 600 dollars
for a one-day trip, if they even offer a one-day trip -- most trips are multiple
days and multiple thousands of dollars. Really. If I had that much money to
spare I'd fly back to Japan and raft the Tone River off of Mount Fuji again.
*sigh*
Anyway, the Huavapai "River
Runners" program is 265 bucks. It's an all-day one day thing. So I stopped by
and signed up, and arranged for a room there at their lodge the night before.
I'll be doing it on the 17th of this month, so expect to hear about it after
that.
Be forewarned: the rest of my
day has a lot to do with rednecks. Lest anyone take offense, I have nothing
personal against the Great American Redneck. They're good people.
Individually. Put them in large groups and they're just like any other human
beings -- annoying. So understand where my later ventilations are coming from.
I also realize that by many people's definition, I too am a redneck.
I headed back to I-40 and was driving
along toward Needles when I saw a tour bus. It looked like a lot of the other
buses I'd seen that day, apart from the fact that it was lying on its side off
the road and was surrounded by ambulances, police trucks, and fire trucks. It
was at that point that I decided to take a break, and the very next exit just
happened to be for Lake Havasu, Arizona.
For anyone who isn't aware of the
geographic peculiarities of Lake Havasu, a bit of explanation. A few years back
the city of London England chose to sell London Bridge -- it wasn't wide enough,
it was sinking into the Thames River, etc. They sold it to a small lakeside
city in Western Arizona, and it was shipped out brick by brick and re-assembled.
So, London Bridge is no longer in London, but is actually in Arizona. You can
drive across it, if you wish, or just park and hang out around
it...
If you go, I think you'll agree
with me that it's a good thing we don't own England. I've been to London,
y'see, and it's a fascinating place. Seeing that fascinating place
reconstructed as a tourist trap and hangout for rednecks... well, as my buddy
Erich would say, "not so much."
I
didn't stay long. However, in that short period of time I gathered that the
Lake Havasu police have been cracking down on... something. Perhaps just being
an annoyance. I heard a group of people discussing whether they were going to
bother posting bail for someone, and then, in a separate incident, someone asked
me if I knew where the police station was. Between that, and the option of
purchasing a Royal Guard fuzzy hat in pink, and it was a nightmarish, horrifying
experience, and I'm not sorry at all that I didn't take any pictures for you
guys. Just too Twilight Zone.
I
escaped... or so I thought. Here I sit in the Travel Lodge of Needles,
California. There's a redneck convention taking place at the pool outside.
Nice people, I hope. Y'see, earlier, I discovered that I'm not yet over my
jumpiness about explosions. I have no idea what it was; sounded like gunfire,
but the screams weren't quite right for that, so I'm guessing it was fireworks.
So that's the past couple of days.
I'll get this posted sometime, hopefully. There's not Earthlink access in
Needles, and I don't want to do the long distance thing. Take care,
everybody!
Postscript: Yep, they're
fireworks. Those big shell thing that you set on the ground and light. With
the round tubes and square bases. Pretty things. Also probably illegal because
of the wildfire threat.