| In the days of California In the days of ruled by Spain We knew many figures of legend Of these many just one will remain Some call me Don Diego I come like a raith from the gloom You will see just a flash of my rapier Here a sound from one side of the room I am the man they call Mono I bring hope to the poorer, the weaker Fear not, for Mono is coming But only out of one speaker I leave a large letter "M" ingraved on some prominent panel Vengance will be mine, but only in the left channel I have grace, I have charm When I speak I have rhyme, I have cadence and meter I'm civilized man at his peak, but I'm short of one whoofer and tweeter Can''t you trace that mysterious humming? Does the future seem blacker or bleaker? Fear not, for Mono is coming But only out of one speaker Mono, a man you can trust For the tyrrant there's nowhere to hide I'm on the side of the just And what's more, I'm just on one side I was made on the loo of the night With justice my warp and my weft I will ride for whatever is right That's me, over there on the left |
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be numbing The melodians could me a mike meeker Fear not, for Mono is coming But only out of one speaker Here I stand, your friendly avenger The man with one channel switched off Everyone knows when I'm here, accept maby Vincent van Goph I carve a large letter "M" and into the night I am gonno I allways do it uppside-down, the fools are all looking for Wono From the herd of the horse-men of Hunger I will ride with a large chicken tikka (I was starting to run out of ideas by this time) Fear not, for Mono is coming But only out of one speaker I wear the mask of an outlaw but none may look on my face But you know, at the first sign of trebble I'll come riding out from my base I will ride for Juan and Juanita Theres nothing that Mono can't fix Is there no guittar in the monitor? Is the banjo too high in the mix? (It usually is) I'm the saviour of man and of woming Be joyful and cry out Eureka! Fear not, for Mono is coming But only out of one speaker |
As dictators go, you're kind of pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the head of the only party in the UK that isn't totally worthless! While not very impressive it is none the less effective! You can do whatever the hell you like without any chance of getting voted out of office! People know that the only alternative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power! However, you still think that you are as loved as you were when you were first elected into power… News flash for you: You're not! What tin-pot dictator are you? Take the "What Dictator am I?" test at PoisonedMinds.com |
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