June 14, 2005 - Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld fielded questions regarding the Guantanamo Bay Detention Facility today at a press conference in the Pentagon. In answer to a reporter's question as to whether the facility would be closed in the near future, Mr. Rumsfeld replied, " As long as I can get an erection waterboarding an A-rab, Gitmo will continue to function as my own personal Neverland Ranch."