George prays to save his incompetent ass.

Yawohl, mein Fuhrer!

Judge Samuel Alito contemplates his vision for America during his confirmation hearings for the Supreme Court.

King George responds to his critics.

Washington D.C. - President George W. Bush awarded Saddam Hussein with the Medal of Freedom today for his work defining U.S. policy on torture, the use of chemical weapons and domestic surveillance.

"Some are born to greatness. Others achieve greatness. Still others have greatness thrust upon them. Saddam Hussein is one of those people," said Bush prior to presenting Mr. Hussein with the medal.