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I had to admit to someone the other day that I've never ever seen a single episode ever of America's Idol. I think that's a badge of honor, frankly, but they were stunned and horrified.

Meanwhile, on the only reality TV show that matters, that annoying punk Jeremy May got clobbered by the animal that is Matt Brown. Excellent. Nothing sucks more than watching an hour of television featuring someone who is so genuinely annoying, who is so annoying that the annoyingness actually has the ability to leak out through the TV, so that by the end of the episode you're truly and completely annoyed -- and then they go and win their fight. Hate that, it's so annoying. It's much, much more satisfying to see them get their butts handed to them on a plate, like in this case. After the fight, Brown said that he hurt his foot kicking May's jaw. Heh. Then whiner May complained that he lost because of his bum knee. That was the same bum knee that before the fight he said wasn't really hurting and that he was just faking. Twit.

And the second fight, the one between two nice-guys, Dan Cramer and Luke Zachrich? What I thought was going to be a snoozer was pretty amazing.

And the best part? No stupid rule changes every week by someone like oh, say, for example, Tom Colicchio, "Blah blah blah, you didn't follow the rules closely enough so we're kicking you off, blah blah blah, you followed the rules too closely so we're kicking you off, blah blah blah you were mostly responsible for the dish so we're kicking you off, blah blah blah you didn't participate enough so we're kicking you off, blah blah blah, this is about the food so we're kicking you off, blah blah blah, we're kicking you off but it isn't about the food, blah blah blah" What a tool. I'd like to see Matt Brown take him down too.

Posted: Thu - May 8, 2008 at 11:37 AM        

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