Branding...



It's become cliche. It's a dog bites man story. Another Republican politician caught with his pants down. (Though the Argentina thing was a nice touch.) Do we know yet if the Governor's mistress was a miss or a mister?

Even though it's fun to kick them when they're down, it's more sporting to help them back up, so I'm trying to think of slogans for ads to help the ... you know, I almost wrote "beleaguered" there because that's the word the media has been using since November, but it seems to me that maybe their problem is that they're just so exhausted from all the extramarital nooky they're getting. Bashing gays, destroying the economy, and banging hookers is exhausting work.

Anyway ... Feel free to contribute your own:

"Republican family values: We value our families as a cover for our seedy affairs. And so do you."

"The Republican Party: Monogamy is for the little people."

"The Republican Party: Now with 20% fewer man-on-man scandals."

"The Republican Party: Vote for us and we'll totally have sex with you."

"The Republican Party: A frat party without the respect for women. "

"The Republican Party: Guys Gone Wild, D.C."

Posted: Thu - June 25, 2009 at 08:56 AM        

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