Energizer Bunny: The Next Generation...



First there were the evil mutant octopi and evil mutant space mosquitos. Then there was Bat-thra, the evil mutant space bat. Then someone had the brilliant idea to create a robot that can muck around with genetics.

Just how many more of these really stupid decisions can scientists make before the world comes crashing down around our ears in a Michael Bay-esque explosion-orgy of total destruction wrought by some some crazy pissed off mutant so horrifying that even the briefest glimpse of it would make John Carpenter wet his pants?

Well, how about making batteries out of viruses? If you're thinking to yourself, "Well gee, we do have an awful lot of spare viruses just hanging around, maybe we could put them to good use" then consider this:


Posted: Wed - April 8, 2009 at 09:54 AM        


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