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You may have felt the world spin off its axis a few days ago. By now surely you know why: the Iowan Supreme Court ruling approving gay marriage.

At first I thought it was an April Fool's joke. Then I just thought it was cah-razy. Iowa? IOWA?!

Oh yes we've got trouble, my friends! Right here, I say trouble right here!
Now friends, I'm just an average guy (trouble, trouble, trouble) certainly mighty proud
I say I'm always mighty proud to say it (trouble, trouble, trouble)
I like my beer cold, my TV loud, my homosexuals flaming, and my midwesterners wingnutty. (We surely got trouble!)
So you can imagine how thrown I was by seeing Iowa do something that those libertines in California ran from. (Our children's children gonna have trouble!)
Now I know all you folks are the right kinda folks. (trouble, trouble, trouble)
You expect the bleeding heart, latte swilling, godless, sodomy encouraging, organic veggie loving coastal fruits and nuts to accept the destruction of all that is good and holy through the abomination of gay marriage. (trouble, trouble, trouble!)
But Iowa? Make your blood boil, well I should say!

Oh yes we've got trouble! (Oh we got trouble!)
And it's really quite a pity! (It's really quite a pity!)
With a capital 'T' and that rhymes with 'G" and that stands for "Gay"! (that stands for gay!)

ahem. sorry.

Anyway, today the world shifted back on its axis as those bleeding heart, latte swilling, godless, sodomy encouraging, organic veggie loving coastal fruits and nuts in the Vermont legislature approved gay marriage, overriding their governor's veto.

Oh, and you're wondering about how long it will be before they try a constitutional amendment in Iowa? Here's what Iowa Senate Majority Leader Mike Gronstal had to say about that:



Mark my words, friends! First gay marriage, then the next thing you know they'll be putting pool tables in the billiard halls.

Posted: Tue - April 7, 2009 at 12:41 PM        

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