McCain/Palin Haiku...



Longtime readers of this blog know that I loves me some haiku.

via Dan, I see that People for the American Way is having a McCain/Palin Haiku contest. Here are a few I came up with:

Alaskan Airhead
Ol' Grampy McGrumps-a-lot
Like a Muppet Sketch

Palin ethics probe
Before she's even VP
Cheney impression

Katrina Landfall
Birthday cake with his pal Bush
McCain Antoinette

Nine times out of ten
McCain votes with buddy Bush
So much for "maverick"

Katrina, Iraq
Abu Ghraib, torture, wiretap
McCain's buddy Bush

Witch protection prayer
Makes Palin seem kooky, and
Ticks off Elphalba

Posted: Mon - October 13, 2008 at 05:25 PM        

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