The key to a long-lasting relationship...



... is keeping score.

On the ride into work ...

Brian: ..... No, you were wrong just the other day.
Alan: If you're talking about after church on Sunday, I wasn't wrong, I was half right.
Brian: I'm glad you keep track of these things.
Alan: Someone's got to balance the check book.
Brian: You're the accountant of love.
Alan: For calling me the "accountant of love", you just got a mark in the debit column.
Brian: Touché.

Posted: Tue - April 8, 2008 at 08:52 AM        

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