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| Me-me | | Date Created: Mar 22, 2005, 04:46 PM |
From Joel over at a priori ad lib, and Mark at Zeitzeuge before that...
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Alan
2. Alan
3. Alan (call me "Al" and I'll kick your ass. You've been warned.)
THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My sense of humor
2. I can iron a shirt perfectly in under 3 minutes.
3. I don't hold other people's poorly pressed clothing against them. (Note to James: What was that t-shirt you were wearing today? Jesus, Mary and Joseph! It looked like you'd had it wadded up in your back pocket for a week.)
THREE THINGS YOU DON”T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. I have a very hard time taking things like this seriously. Or rather, I take them seriously, I just am unable to answer them seriously.
2. I hold grudges. (Daniel Heavan stole my Twinkies in the first grade -- grade one for our Canadian viewers -- and I still remember that. I don't know anything else about the guy or even what happened to him, but I want my Twinkies back, dammit.)
3. I really do wish I liked seafood. I feel like I'm cutting myself off from an entire spectrum of great things, but I just can't stand eating food that smells like a middle school locker room.
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. clowns
2. earwigs
3. small enclosed spaces with lots of people, clowns and earwigs. If you were to drop the small enclosed space from a really high place, that would be worse. And if I were under water in the small enclosed space, that would definitely be even worse.
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. German
2. Irish
3. Polish (Let me tell you, I can drink)
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. coffee
2. iPod
3. clothing
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. jeans
2. t-shirt
3. glasses
THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE ARTISTS: (You can tell I didn't come up with this meme because I'd never spell favorite with a "u". Must be some canuck thing. Next thing you know I'll be calling stocking-caps "tuques.")
1. Michelangelo (Yeah it's trite, but standing in front of David was a life changing experience.)
2. Korczak Ziolkowski (I know. You're thinking, "Who the hell?" This guy -- before he died -- started carving an entire mountain in South Dakota that makes Mt. Rushmore look like a scale model. I don't know if it's art ... but carving a mountain? That takes balls.)
3. Samuel Barber (3 words: Adagio for Strings. 'Nuff said.)
THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
1. Beautiful Child (Rufus Wainwright)
2. Let Go (Frou Frou)
3. Angels In America - Main Title (Thomas Newman)
THREE THINGS THAT PISS YOU OFF:
1. bad drivers
2. Republicans
3. Republicans who can't drive
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
1. Try to come up with 3 things I want to try in the next 12 months
2. Oh! Wait! I came up with one while I was filling the rest of this out!
3. Try to remember what that one was.
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. Brian (yeah, had to be just a little mushy, didn't I? Sorry, that's as serious and/or forthright as I get in this blog.)
2. Humor
3. Fresh sheets. (OK, that has nothing to do with relationships, but I feel they're a necessity of life. There is no problem in the universe so large that its importance cannot be diminished by fresh sheets.)
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE:
1. I am a licenced pyrotechnician
2. I am an ordained elder
3. I smacked Ouiser Boudreaux (and have the t-shirt to prove it)
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE SAME SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Stubble (In fact, the feeling of stubble during a kiss was the thing that absolutely proved to me, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that I was gay -- way back when.)
2. People that smile with their eyes as well as their mouth
3. d*ck (Oh, come on ... Of course it's on the list. You want me to lie?)
THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN’T DO:
1. Just can't get enough (Depeche Mode)
2. Just can't go to sleep (The Kinks)
3. I just can't wait to be king (Lion King)
THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE HOBBIES:
1. reading
2. watching movies
3. travel
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. levitate
2. go to a private screening of Revenge of the Sith
3. take over the world (Oh, sure...I could write something like "eliminate world hunger." But if I were Emperor, I could do that, and so much more.)
THREE CAREERS YOU’RE CONSIDERING OR ALWAYS WANTED TO HAVE: (I'm assuming this is in addition to Chemistry Professor, which is the career I'm actually studying for ... so if not that, then these three.)
1. Astronaut
2. Muppeteer
3. Emperor of the Known Universe
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. New Zealand
2. The Pacific Northwest
3. France (I have a killer faux french accent. It's so bad I could probably start an international incident.)
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO OR SEE HAPPEN BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. the collapse of American conservatism due to its intellectual bankrupcy
2. get a job
3. support my husband in the style to which he would like to become accustomed |
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