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| Googlisms for Alan | | Date Created: Mar 22, 2005, 09:35 AM |
You know about Googlisms? It's Google's way of telling you about yourself. I stole this idea from Simon, by the way. My Googlisms are so existential. Here are my favorites, along with a little commentary. This is sort of like a 100 things about me list, but it's what Google thinks of me, instead of what me thinks of me, which is a little creepy.
alan is a 28 year old male -- or at least that's what my online profiles say.
alan is now -- and you are so last week!
alan is not just a man -- he's more machine now than man, twisted and evil
alan is standing on a girder of a bridge over a ravine -- and shitting his pants
alan is experiencing some problems connecting to his brain -- please hold
alan is related to 96% of the people living in bolivia -- Ah Bolivia, where the family trees have no branches.
alan is also a loyal mac user -- AMEN. Macs rule.
alan is the "boy" in front with the white horizontal stripe on his shirt -- well, I prefer "boi"
alan is a big abba fan -- In fact, I'm a dancing queen.
alan is a scientist who has cut himself off from the feeling part of the world and is utterly unable to comprehend what's happening to him -- but then again, whom among us can't say the same.
alan is a cowboy killer -- I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die
alan is ok -- and you're OK
alan is detecting your plug -- ooh la la! Looks like FIREWIRE!
alan is an internationally known leader in educational technology -- or will be.
alan is so hot -- I need to take this sweater off
alan is on edge -- Apparently even a grande half-caff is too much for me these days.
alan is reliable and wonderful to work with -- and he is a good reader and shares and plays well with others
alan is the devil -- This is funny because my students used to say this all the time. "Gee Mr. Kiste, I love your red tie, it matches your eyes."
alan is overheating -- I'm telling you, something is wrong with the heat in here ... or maybe it's just you. *bow chicka bow bow, wacka wacka bow wow*
alan is very quick and a terrific penetrator -- How can I comment on this??
alan is not directly connected to the internet -- but one day he will become one with the Borg
alan is quite hard on himself -- But I'm a terrific penetrator
alan is with me always -- Verily I say unto thee, even unto the ends of the Earth
alan is aiming for the top -- Because I'm a terrific penetrator
alan is a very resourceful man -- I'm like McGuyver
alan is in my bed -- Nice sheets! Are these egyptian cotton?
alan is open -- But not free
alan is here to tell you it's time to take out the trash -- Yeah bitch! |
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