Are you a patriot or a dirty filthy commie bastard?


Express your Homeland Security Pride and show those filthy commie pinko bastards that you aren't afraid of their WMDs. Or, if you are a commie bastard, I have a product for you as well. Oh yeah...and help me feed my child.



I've prepared some patriotic products over at Cafe Press:


"Current Threat level: Elevated"
Show the terrorists you can still get an erection! These boxers are the ultimate statement of defiance.

And then for the more meek (cowardly) of you, there is the less-patriotic, yet honest:


Current Threat Level: Scared Shitless
In Grey

This is the shirt I wear.

Posted: Wed - June 11, 2003 at 03:32 PM        

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