function getBlogName() {
var blogName = 'Never Threaten To Eat Your Co-Workers';
document.write(blogName);
}
function getCategoryName(categoryUUID) {
var categoryPairs = new Array("C139121574","Excerpts","C1597925595","Alan","C1827057258","News","C801737705","FAQ","C743703445","Bonnie","C2063922473","unfiled","C2089087497","Alan & Bonnie");
for(var i = 0; i < categoryPairs.length; i++) {
if(categoryPairs[i] == categoryUUID) {
document.write(categoryPairs[i+1]);
}
}
}
function getCalendarHead() {
var calendarHead = 'April 2004';
document.write(calendarHead);
}
function getBlogCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| | | | | 1 | 2 | 3 |
| 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 |
| 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 |
| 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 |
| 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | |
| | | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getCategoryCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| | | | | 1 | 2 | 3 |
| 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 |
| 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 |
| 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 |
| 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | |
| | | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getEntryCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| | | | | 1 | 2 | 3 |
| 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 |
| 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 |
| 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 |
| 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | |
| | | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getArchiveCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| | | | | 1 | 2 | 3 |
| 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 |
| 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 |
| 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 |
| 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | |
| | | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getYearCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| | | | | 1 | 2 | 3 |
| 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 |
| 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 |
| 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 |
| 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | |
| | | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getDayCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| | | | | 1 | 2 | 3 |
| 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 |
| 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 |
| 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 |
| 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | |
| | | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getBlogEntriesCount() {
var blogEntriesCount = '14';
document.write(blogEntriesCount);
}
function getCategoryStatistics() {
var categoryStatistics = 'Alan: 2
Alan & Bonnie: 1
Bonnie: 2
Excerpts: 2
FAQ: 4
News: 3
';
document.write(categoryStatistics);
}
function getCategoryEntriesCount(categoryUUID) {
var categoryPairs = new Array("C139121574","2","C1597925595","2","C1827057258","3","C801737705","4","C743703445","2","C2063922473","0","C2089087497","1");
for(var i = 0; i < categoryPairs.length; i++) {
if(categoryPairs[i] == categoryUUID) {
document.write(categoryPairs[i+1]);
}
}
}
function getBlogCategories() {
var categories = ' Alan
Alan & Bonnie
Bonnie
Excerpts
FAQ
News
';
document.write(categories);
}
function getBlogHorizontalCategories() {
var horizontalCategories = ' Alan Alan & Bonnie Bonnie Excerpts FAQ News ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getCategoryCategories() {
var categories = ' Alan
Alan & Bonnie
Bonnie
Excerpts
FAQ
News
';
document.write(categories);
}
function getCategoryHorizontalCategories() {
var horizontalCategories = ' Alan Alan & Bonnie Bonnie Excerpts FAQ News ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getEntryCategories() {
var categories = ' Alan
Alan & Bonnie
Bonnie
Excerpts
FAQ
News
';
document.write(categories);
}
function getEntryHorizontalCategories() {
var horizontalCategories = ' Alan Alan & Bonnie Bonnie Excerpts FAQ News ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getArchiveCategories() {
var categories = 'Alan
Alan & Bonnie
Bonnie
Excerpts
FAQ
News
';
document.write(categories);
}
function getArchiveHorizontalCategories() {
var horizontalCategories = 'Alan Alan & Bonnie Bonnie Excerpts FAQ News ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getYearCategories() {
var categories = 'Alan
Alan & Bonnie
Bonnie
Excerpts
FAQ
News
';
document.write(categories);
}
function getYearHorizontalCategories() {
var horizontalCategories = 'Alan Alan & Bonnie Bonnie Excerpts FAQ News ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getDayCategories() {
var categories = 'Alan
Alan & Bonnie
Bonnie
Excerpts
FAQ
News
';
document.write(categories);
}
function getDayHorizontalCategories() {
var horizontalCategories = 'Alan Alan & Bonnie Bonnie Excerpts FAQ News ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getUsername() {
var username = 'Alan Graham & Bonnie Burton';
document.write(username);
}
function getFeebackLink(entryTitle) {
var encodedEmail = 'agraham999@mac.com';
if(encodedEmail.length > 0) {
document.write(" Feedback ");
} else {
document.write("");
}
}